Sunday, April 17, 2011

سؤال حول المجوس

عندي تساؤل فبالي ومزاجي اني اكتبه باللغة العربية الفصحى.

لماذا في الآونة الأخيرة انتشر نعت سكان جمهورية ايران الاسلامية بالمجوس مع انهم شعب يشهدون بأن لا اله الا الله وأن محمدا رسول الله؟

نحن نعلم أن بلاد فارس قبل أن تفتح كانت تدين بالمجوسية ولكن الديانة المجوسية اندثرت بعد دخول بلاد فارس بالاسلام. يعني بالعامي اذا هالناس تعاير الايرانيين بالمجوسية لي يومك هذا فمن حقهم يعايرون سكان جزيرة العرب بالوثنية اذا بتمشون بهالمنطق السخيف.

واللي اسخف انتشار مقولة "المد الصفوي المجوسي". حلو المجوسية وعرفناها، وندري ان الديانة المجوسية اندثرت ومادري شلون بيصيرلها مد. الحين بنعرف شنو اهي الصفوية.

لما تدش موقع وكيبيديا وتبحث عن الصفيون راح يطلعلك هالجواب:

الصفويون هم آل صفويان: سلالة من الشاهات حكمت في بلاد فارس (إيران) سنوات 1501-1785 م المقر:تبريز: حتى 1548 م، قزوين: 1548-1598 م، أصفهان: منذ 1598 م.
أسس الشيخ صفي الدين الأردبيلي (1252-1334م) طريقته الصوفية في أردبيل (أذربيجان) سنة 1300 م. أصبحت أردبيل عاصمة دينية ثم سياسية لأتباعه (مع تحولها إلى حركة سياسية). تحول أبناء هذه الطائفة منذ منتصف القرن الـ15 م إلى المذهب الشيعي. نجح الصفويون في الوصول إلى الحكم (على بعض المناطق) أثناء زعامة جنيد (1447-1450 م) ثم حيدر (1460-1488 م)، والذين استطاعا إنشاء تنظيم سياسي وتكوين وحدات خاصة من الجيش، أو القزلباش (القزل باش أو الرؤوس الحمراء نسبة إلى التاج أو العمامة الحمراء التي يرتديها أتباع الطريقة الصفوية، وتربط العمامة بإثني عشرة لفة تلميحا للأئمة الإثنى عشر).


لاحظو ان الصفوية حقبة من امبراطورية فارس انتهت قبل ٢٢٦ عام وانهم يدينون بالدين الاسلامي.

انا اللي بيوقف مخي شلون في مد "صفوي مجوسي" ولا اكو مجوسية ولا اكو سلالة صفوية بزمنا هذا؟!!!!!

فعلا جذب جذب ليما اتصدق جذبتك والحمقى وراك يصدقونك.

يعني لما انا اقول مثلا مد وثني ابرهي بتصدق ان في وثنية وسلالة ابرهه ليلحين تحكم مثلا؟

أبي احمق من جذي بعد.

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Thursday, April 7, 2011

And then the fight started

1. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....

2. My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

3. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt". So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me". And she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too".

And then the fight started.....

4. Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And then the fight started ...

5. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started.....

6. I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....

7. I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started.....

8. A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

And then the fight started.....



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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

33 things you propably didn't know about Toy Story

1. Toy Story 3 is the only Toy Story film not to receive a 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It still however received a relatively high score of 99%.



2. The Pizza Planet delivery truck, which has appeared in every Pixar film except The Incredibles, also appeared in all three Toy Story films.
Toy Story


3. Pizza Planet was originally supposed to be called Pizza Putt, a combination pizzeria/mini-golf course.

4. In their most productive week during production, Pixar completed 3.5 minutes of animation.

5. Tim Allen and Pixar originally wanted Jim Carrey to voice Buzz Lightyear, but they couldn't due to the low budget they were given for the film.

6. Billy Crystal was originally offered the chance to voice Buzz Lightyear, but declined. After seeing the finished film, he said the decision was the biggest mistake of his career.

7. The movie was originally supposed to be called “You Are A Toy.”

8. Originally, the main character was going to be Tinny, the title character in Tin Toy (1988). In the movie he would have gotten lost during a family trip and joined up with a sarcastic ventriloquist dummy in a search of a home.

9. Buzz Lightyear's original name was Lunar Larry.

10. Mattel originally didn't want Barbie in the film because they thought the film would be a failure. They also didn't want Barbie to have a defined personality, preferring to let children imagine Barbie's personality traits on their own. When the film proved a huge success, Mattel allowed Barbie to appear in Toy Story 2.

11. Hasbro denied Pixar the use of the name GI Joe when it was informed that a GI Joe doll was going to be blown up by Sid. Pixar used army men instead.

12. For the original Toy Story, Tom Hanks recorded his dialog during the breaks of Sleepless in Seattle (1993) and A League of Their Own (1992). He didn't want to record his dialog during the breaks of Philadelphia (1993) or Forrest Gump (1994) because he felt he shouldn't do comedic roles in between minutes of playing serious roles.

13. The number “95” appears frequently throughout all 3 films. This is in reference to the year the original Toy Story was released, 1995.

14. Toy Story 2 was initially planned as an hour long sequel that would have premiered on home video.

15. The only Toy Story film to have full opening credits is Toy Story 1.

16. Many of the books on the shelf in Andy's room are names of Pixar's short films (Adventures of Andre and Wally B., Knick Knack, etc.) and some of the book author's are named after Pixar staff.

17. Pixar presented an early draft of the film to Disney on November 19, 1993. The result was disastrous. The film was deemed unwatchable. It presented Woody as a “sarcastic jerk” who was constantly insulting the other toys. Disney immediately shut down production pending a new script. The story team spent a week on a new script to make Woody a more likable character, instead of the “sarcastic jerk” he had been.

18. Little Bo Peep was originally supposed to be a Barbie doll.

19. The character of Andy is named for Andries “Andy” Van Dam, a Brown University Professor and computer science and animation pioneer who taught many of makers of this film.

20. Toy Story 3 is the first sequel to be nominated for the Best Picture Oscar without any of its predecessors being nominated.

21. Toy Story 3 is also the first animated movie to make over $1 billion at the box office worldwide. It's the #5 highest grossing movie of all-time.

22. The license plate on Andy's mother's car reads “A 111” on the front and “A 113” on the rear. A111 and A113 are two rooms used by the animation department at CalArts - alma mater of a large number of Pixarians.

23. Toy Story was completed on a $30 million budget using a staff of 110. In comparison, The Lion King, released in 1994, required a budget of $45 million and a staff of 800.

24. Toy Story 2 was the first sequel for Tom Hanks and Tim Allen.

25. Toy Story 2 is the best reviewed movie of all time on Rotten Tomatoes. Toy Story 1 is number 4.

26. Toy Story 2 is one of three Disney movies to win a Golden Globe for Best Picture. The other two are Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King.

27. The green three eyed aliens have a circled pizza (pepperoni and mushroom) on their fronts.

28. Tom Hanks and Tim Allen both confessed to crying at the part of Jessie's flashback sequence that shows her being rejected, and abandoned by her owner, set to “When She Loved Me” by Sarah McLachlan.

29. Barbie's blue workout outfit from Toy Story 3 is based on the 1984 “Great Shape” Barbie Doll. The Ken doll in the movie is modeled after “Animal Lovin” Ken from 1988.


30. The entire animation team shaved their heads prior to working on Toy Story 3.

31. The plot of the Toy Story 3 is loosely based on the original treatment for Toy Story, which had Tinny getting lost at a rest stop and being found by a junk man, who throws him into back of his truck. Tinny meets a ventriloquist dummy and they both decide to stick together. But in the end they end up in a preschool where they'll never get lost or outgrown. Tinny can be seen on the cover of a magazine in one scene in Toy Story 3.

32. Blake Clark became the new voice of Slinky Dog, replacing Jim Varney, who died in 2000. Clark was good friends with Varney prior to his death.

33. The original Toy Story is the first fully computer-generated full-length feature film.



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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

تبا لك يا مخلد العازمي. لعن الله موقظ الفتن

‏​‏​تفاصيل محاضرة ث. خالدة بنت الاسود 

​‏​‏​تم عرض المحاضرة التي تم تسجيلها على النواب الذين قدموا شكوى ضد مديرة المدرسة وقد تبين خلاف ما نقل لهم من اقاوييل وافتراءات

وتم ارسال نسخة منها لمجلس الامة وقد شاهدها النائب علي الراشد " اللي يحب يدق عليه ويتاكد " وياريت قناة الوطن تتشرف وتتصل عليه .

وهذه بعض التفاصيل :

١-الشيخ المعمم الي القى محاضرة بمدرسة بنات بسلوى طلب منه ان يحاضر فطلب اذن من الوزارة والا رفض فاعطي الاذن " على فكرة اقيمت نفس المحاضرة في مدرسة اخرى ولم تثر اية مشاكل "

٢-رئيسة القسم عازمية طلبت منه ان ينزع العمامة ويستبدلها بغترة فوافق على الفور

٣-بذكاء من الناظرة تم تصوير المحاضرة من غير لحد يدري

٤-عنوان المحاضرة " الحب الإلهي " وليس زواج المتعة

٥-من ضمن من حضر المحاضرة عدد من معلمات التزبية الاسلامية وقد شهدوا بكذب الافتراءات التي قيلت ووجهت للمحاضرة وقد اثبت المعلمة ذلك

٦- صاحب هذه الفتنة (النائب مخلد العازمي) حيث اراد ان يمشكل ناظرة المدرسة لانها فصلت عدد من الطالبات العوازم ( من اقربائه ) ولم تقبل ارجاعهم

لا تتسرعوا في الحكم وهناك اناس يحبون اجواء الفتنة

هذا مسج منقول. اختي مدرسة بخالدة بنت الاسود وتقول الشيخ ما ياب طاري زواج متعة ولا هم يحزنون.

طلعت وصخ يا مخلد العازمي

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Monday, March 28, 2011

خرا على عقلياتكم

اللي يموت من الضحك والبجي بنفس الوقت التعليقات على فيديوات اليوتيوب مالت عاصفة الغبار اللي صارت يوم اليمعة اللي فات. سمعو المسخرة:

السنّة يقولون هذا عقاب للروافض على اللي قاعدين يسوونه بالبحرين.

الشيعة يقولون هذا عقاب للسنّة على اللي قاعدين يسوونه بالشيعة على البحرين.

مالت على عقلياتكم وطائفيتكم اللي مسوسة مخوخكم للأسباب التالية:

١. العاصفة صارت بالكويت شدخل البحرين بالسالفة؟ لايكون هذي المعارضة الكويتية اللي قاعدة تتظاهر البحرين ولا الكويت اللي دازة جيشها؟

٢. اذا هذا عقاب على الروافض عيل شكو السنة المساكين كلوها حالهم حال الروافض؟

٣. اذا هذا عقاب على السنّة شذنب الروافض ياكلونها اهم بعد؟

يعني انتو ويا مخوخكم ماكو شي اسمه ظاهرة طبيعية؟

كل ما انزلت قطرة من السما قلتو هذا عقاب من الله!

وتبون تتطورون بعد؟

اقول اتفو على تفكيركم.


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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Today in History, 2nd of March


Spotlight:

Was King Kong just a giant gorilla? Carl Denham, the fictional film director in the original version of King Kong, described the creature as "neither beast nor man." In ads, RKO called him a "prehistoric type of ape." King Kong looked like a gorilla, often walked upright and had a kind of human intelligence. Though he was supposed to stand at about 50 feet (15 1/4 meters) tall, Kong's height varied in the film, depending on the models and camera angles used. The film went through several title changes before settling on "King Kong," including "The Beast," "The Ape," "The Eighth Wonder" and "Kong." The original movie, starring Fay Wray as the blonde actress Kong falls in love with, had its world premiere at Radio City Music Hall in New York City on March 2, 1933.

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Kissing my 20s goodbye

Two days ago I celebrated my 29th birthday. It was one of my best birthdays ever. I was camping and my wife surprised me with a delecious chicken shaped cake.



Lately I've been thinking how funny that people get excited on their birthdays forgetting that they have just lost another year of their life's credit.

On this particular birthday I was a little bit sad that I'm living the last year of my 20s. When I hit 30, it's all going to be downhill thereafter.

I'm going to recap the good and bad of my favorite decade of my life year by year.

2002 (20 years old)

Good:
  • I hit 20
  • I took my one and only parachute junp.
  • Nothing bad happened on this year.
2003 ( 21 years old)

Good:
  • I hit the milestone age of 21 which is the legal age.
  • I graduated from college.
  • I took my first trip with my friends to Sharm El sheikh
  • I became an uncle for the first tine
Bad:
  • My grandmother to my mom died. My first heartbreaking loss.

2004 (22 years old)

Good:
  • I took my first job at the Minisrty of Planning.
  • I fulfilled my dream and earned my first degree black belt in Kyokushin Karate
  • I got employed at KOC
Bad:
  • My other grandmother died. What a terrible loss.
2005 (23 years old)

Good:
  • I became an uncle for the second time.
  • I got my first promotion.
  • Nothing bad happened in this year.
2006 (24 years old)

Good:
  • I earned my second degree black belt in Kyukushin Karate

Bad:
  • My grandfather died. What a catestrophic loss.
2007 (25 years old)

Good:
  • I went to USA. A nice trip which tought me a big lesson.
  • Nothing bad happened on this year

2008 (26 years old)

Good:
  • I got engaged.
  • I got married.
  • I became an uncle for the third time.
  • I became an uncle for the fourth time.
  • I got my second promotion.
Bad:
  • I got diagnosed with Spondylisis. A bad spine condition. My sport life detoriated.

2009 (27 years old)

Good:
  • I earned my third degree black belt in Kyokushin Karate. 
  • I became an internationally certified Kyokushin Karate Judge.
  • I participated in my first international Kyokushin chanpionship as a judge becoming the first Kuwaiti certified international judge to judge an international event.
  • I went on a cruise. very memorable trip.
  • Nothing bad happened on this year.
2010 (28 years old)

Good:
  • I took my third promotion
  • I participated in my second international Kyokushin championship (world cup) as a judge. 
Bad:
  • I lost a newphew. (4 years old). What a sad nephew.
  • I got diagnosed with cancer. Removed and hopefully will not return.

2011 (29 years old)
 still
Good:
  • I bacame an uncle for the 5th time.
Bad:

  • On march the 3rd I had a terrible car accident which caused my spine to be decompressed at L4 vertabrea, a fractured kneecap, a dislocated anckle and broken foot. I'm still being hospitalized while adding this point to the post.


To be continued until I hit 30